LESSENING STRESS THE LORD’S WAY-ASCERTAIN PURPOSE
January 13, 2019
You can find volumes of suggestions in bookstores and online about methods of reducing stress. Check this out:
“When you have had one of those ‘Take This Job And Shove It‘ days, try this: On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by “Q-tip“. Be sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and silence all phones so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
“Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package containing the thermometer, remove the thermometer, and carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
“Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, “I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip company.” https://everything2.com/title/How+to+get+rid+of+stress+using+a+Q-tip+rectal+thermometer
Now, I may be biased, but I believe we can glean much better methods for lessening stress in our daily lives by following the example of Jesus.